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Günther

My sources tell me that the guys in my second favourite band picked up more than they bargained for on their last "shoot". So download their latest single "Das ist Gut" on MP3 and show the whole world how Günther gave you VD.

They're back!

Günther released another great track, sampling the great teacher Monsieur Thomas. "Puede" is available in MP3 format.

Cheese ISA

I'm here to tell you about a brilliant new way of saving. It's called a Cheese ISA.

Cheese ISAs are a tax free way of saving money. Basically, you entrust me wiv your money, and I invest it in cheese. Over time your amount of cheese will grow to a lovely lump sum. Email me now with your bank account details to take part in this incredible investment opportunity. Don't bother to read the terms and conditions.

TERM AND CONDITIONS:
1. Your cheese is at risk if you do not keep giving Gurney money.
2. Your cheese is at risk if Gurney gets a bit peckish.
3. Gurney cannot guarantee to give you back any cheese or any money at the end of your investment period.
4. The value of Camembert can go down as well as up.

A new superhero

Graphic novels are grate, aren't they? Especially when they're about me. Read my adventures with Kuato. He's my sidekick. Read more »